Salt Lick BBQ (Airport)

2/18/10 Austin-Bergstrom International Airport. Ever land a date with the hot girl and for whatever reason, you end up disappointed because she's really not that hot and you're probably in a dry spell and throw some beer goggles in, etc. Well, set your expectations low today kids, 'cause the Suck Lick BBQ at the Austin airport has the potential to disappoint travelers on an international level. First of all, it's way overpriced, but about average for an airport I suppose. They had no beans or slaw at 6:00 pm, so they gave me a bag of Schlotzky's brand chips with my pulled pork sandwich. It was ok, but a bit dry. The sandwich bread was as big as a basketball. Not really, but come on, if I want a loaf of bread for a meal I'll go to Subway. The pickle at least, met expectations and the Salt Lick BBQ sauce is one of the best if you like it sweet.

To my recollection, the Salt Lick in Driftwood is awesome. Heck, I even spent my birthday at the Salt Lick on Hwy 360 before they shut it down. This airport location just plain sucks. Much of it is probably circumstancial because it's an airport, but it is what it is and I've done my best to only consider aspects directly related to the food. C-. Save your money and hit Amy's Ice Cream next door if you need a bite before a flight.

Up In Smoke BBQ

2/12/10 Abbott, TX. A milestone in Blog-Bee-Que history, the first-second review! The last time I headed out to this place, I swore I'd try their "Texas Trash", which is basically their version of Frito Pie and WOW! You truly haven't lived until you experience this thing.

Let me first state that I've tagged last Friday as a rehersal for Doomsday. If a meteor is about to crash into the planet, you might want to have a plan in mind. Mine involves a minimum of 2 BBQ meals topped off with some cold Samual Adams coupled with a shameless disregard to the havoc it will surely unleash upon your body. Let's fast forward a bit and go straight to "it was all worth it".

TEXAS TRASH! They start by busting open a bag of Frito's and layering the bottom of the square paper bowl with them. Then comes two scoops of beans (go with spicy since it's a doomsday rehersal afterall). Next, chopped brisket is added, followed by your choice of mild or spicy BBQ sauce (again, no tomorrow, go spicy). Now comes the part where you just nod your head. She's gonna ask you if you want cheese and sour cream. You say yes. Mix that sucker up and you've got yourself a meal that's only one banana pudding away from daring a real doomsday event to occur. Take the risk, grasshopper. I don't really remember the banana pudding after taking out the Trash, but I do recall thinking it was about average. It's scooped out of a big serving bowl, which is a nice switch from the individual cups that are typical at BBQ joints. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention that the texas toast is included with every meal... just so you don't go away hungry...

Vic's BBQ

2/12/10 Austin, TX. Vic's at noon is always crowded. That's a good sign. Part of the popularity is no doubt related to their pork steak special. It's the real deal. Sometimes the steak is so big they have to cut it just to serve it to you. It's quite possible that they don't serve it every day, but a call ahead should answer the question for you before heading out. If their brisket is as good as the pork (still a mystery because everyone gets the pork), then who cares what day you go. The sausage is from Elgin and is, as expected very, very good. No frills, just honest to goodness tasty sausage. Next time, I will sample the brisket, but it will be difficult to say no to the pork steak. Vic's get's an A all around. They do have pies for dessert with crusts in the shape of Texas on top, but they're shrink wrapped in plastic so I gave them a miss. They also have decent sweet tea that comes with the $7.95 special. Sides (beans and tato salad) are unremarkable, but if it's sides you want go to Pok-E-Jo's instead. Vic's is pork steak perfection! Just be sure you get their early enough because sometimes they sell out before noon!

Hard Eight BBQ

1/29/10 Coppel, TX Man this place is awesome. Reminds me of Cooper's in Llano, but on a heavy dose of steroids. You walk up to the pits and they open it up and you see an unreal selection of food that's nice and smokey. I loaded up with samples of brisket, jalapino sausage, corn in its husk, potatoes, and skewered chicken with a jalapino slice all encased in bacon. Fortunately, I had the family help chow down, and I haven't even gotten to the side dishes yet. The brisket was a solid A. Very consistant with a nice moist texture with plenty of flavor. The jalapino chicken poppers were good, but just a smidge dry. The jap sausage was nice and juicy, but still doesn't compare to the establishments in Lockhart. Having said that, it's still a solid B+ sausage. Sides were good, cornbread salad was a nice shift from the norm, the grilled corn delivered as promised but the husks I could do without. The beans were fantastic. They've got whole jalapinos floating in the bean broth, so grab a few if you like! Oh, and the pickles. Normally I wouldn't mention the pickles, but my toddler daughter had 3 styrofoam cupfulls. Yes, unfortunately you read that right.

I could go on and on about this place. I could say that a great effort was put into th ambiance, complete with cowbell on a roap that the kiddos love to ring. I could say that it is with sincere grattitude to the Dallas/Ft. Worth metroplex that I thank Hard Eight for setting up shop where they did. But if I am to leave you, faithfull BBQ lover, with one parting thought to stash away in your mesquite soaked brain it would be this. Do not leave without trying the banana pudding. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Start at the bottom. Take that spoon and go straight down. Thats where you'll find the whole Nilla Wafers. Crush them you your heart's content. Then move up. You'll snag a delicious pudding that has the consistancy of silky mousse rather than pudding. Before you disengage your spoon from the styrofoam cup, you'll hit yet another layer of Nilla wafers, but this time they are pre crushed into a heavy dusting over the top. Doesn't really matter how much food you've eaten already, and at this place, it will be A LOT. Just don't think about leaving before dessert and you'll give Hard Eight a hard 8 stars********.

Up In Smoke BBQ

1/21/10 Abbott, TX. Just south of Hillsboro lies Up In Smoke, a good BBQ joint that is in the perfect spot for quality BBQ during a road trip on Interstate 35. The brisket is good, but not very interesting. If you like brisket that is minimally messed with, you'll dig it. However, their sauce is pretty good and adds enough flavor to make it tasty. The beans are also good, again just sort of out-of-a-can bland. The green beans, broken record, were ok but I wouldn't get them again. They give you a slice of Texas toast with the meal instead of white bread which is fantastic. I am curious about the "Texas Trash" on the menu, which appears to be their version of Frito Pie. Up in Smoke is the best place I have found for BBQ between Ft. Worth and Temple/Belton so far, and it shouldn't be long before I head back there to try their Texas Trash (and some banana pudding, it looked awesome). They did have tea, but am uncertain if it was sweet or unsweet. Until next time, B+

Bill Miller BBQ, I-35 and Ben White

1/15/10 OK, we all knew this day would come so let's just get it over with, shall we? If you ever get the craving to pay $9 for ass on a plate, welcome to Bill Miller's. The brisket isn't eaten, it's dealt with. The sweet tea is brown colored water. The sides are actually ok and the pecan pie is not bad because you have to TRY to fk up pie. They do give you all the free butter you want so by all means, go to town on their cold dinner rolls! The decor leaves one almost perplexed enough to ignore the food, just look at the pic. She's HOT!!!

It's not all doom and gloom for Bill Miller's, but for the Sake of Pete just go with the special. I passed up a brisket sandwich and fries plus drink for under $4. Four bucks is exactly what you should be paying at Bill Miller's and not a cent more. In that regard, they get an A for value. However for my "regualr plate" and pie, $9 is as far away from a good deal as you can get. F+

The Pit Barbeque

1/5/10 Austin, TX. The Pit Barbeque has great chopped beef sandwhiches, so I hear. Of course my curiosity gets me every time and I ended up with the brisket and sausage plate. Good food, but the brisket was dry and the sausage was unremarkable. I suppose it's like going to Rome to eat their sushi, you just don't do it. Next time, I faithfully pledge to order the 3 chopped beef sandwiches for $5.25 instead of the $8 plate of average whatnot. Ok, now that we're done with that, the ribs looked fuckin' great. Might have to sample them as well as the chopped beef next time. The potato salad was above average, had a distincitve mustard taste while retaining a white mayonase color... Chamelion potatoes?? The beans were, well, beans. BBQ sauce was good. The color, consistancy, and taste reminded me of the sauce from the Salt Lick. Hmmmmm. Who's been sleeping in MY bed?

I don't even remember the banana pudding so it must have bee good. They definitely dress it up right with a mixture of whole and crushed Nilla wafers. Bottom line here, go with the deal that they're known for and stick to the plan. Happy New Years! And a message to the couple of BBQ reviewers in the next booth over, YES THE BRISKET IS DRY, I DISCOVERED THAT BEFORE YOU AND YOUR NECK NAPKIN DID, SO THERE! :)

Southerner alert: This establisment does not offer sweet tea...